Ugh, the most exhausting part of being a Type A personality? Not the drive, not the competitiveness. The horrible, constant feeling that if anything goes off plan you are letting everybody down and will not be forgiven.

Jesus man, what is your literotica handle? Asking for a friend.

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

“Be polite, silent, gentle..........and also supple and smooth with graceful curves that start at your waist, and continue to your your soft thighs and gently twist inward below your pelvis and culminate in that tight triangle of pleasure known as..........oh shit, what was I talking about again?

I wish I was RuPaul.

A cis woman doing drag is just burlesque, Bobby.

ISIS?

This is what I do! Anytime I hear a racist/sexist/homophobic “joke” I just look at them blankly and say, “I don’t get it.” Asking someone to explain, out loud, the source of their “humor” is usually pretty embarrassing for them. (Well, not the people who revel in their obnoxiousness but those people are unreachable…

This doesn’t work with every bigoted conversation, but as a straight white guy, a lot of bullshit I hear is framed as stuff like “Women, am I right?!” I like to look at them blankly and say “What do you mean?” Just act completely, utterly confused by any negative stereotypes. Often asking people to explain their…

Serious question: How do I apply this to adults without sounding condescending*?

Carlos Santana has spent the last 20+ years making tasteful, expensively produced, profoundly boring music for people who don’t really like music but enjoy shopping and wine. In Adele, he recognizes a kindred spirit.

Yellowface. Is. Racist.

RMS is way more expensive than Glossier. So is Benefit.

Here’s a list of Glossier products and very similar, cheaper products. Glossier works with manufacturers and tweaks ready-made formulas in small ways (a few extracts, scents, etc). Whether or not these are “true dupes,” I will leave to your interpretation

Clinique has had a colour like this (black honey) for ages. It is amazeballs on everyone. Glad to see someone else picked up on this and offers more options!

Going to have to disagree with the snark here. I’m very, very happy to see a female-led beauty startup achieve the crazy levels of funding and success that they have. So many of the power-players in this industry are men giving their best approximation of “what women want” (which for so long appeared to be heavily…

The sad reality is that most people are dumb and disappointing, and we will ultimately die because of it.

I know several poly people. You think monogamy is work...shit I don’t know how my poly friends do it. I get exhausted just listening to them. And I’m talking about the serious ones, like these 2 have been together for 6 years but she’s been seeing this girl for 3 of those 6 and he’s been seeing that girl for 5 of…

LOL Selena Gomez paid for The Weeknd’s birthday party at Dave & Buster’s but didn’t show up because she was at New York Fashion Week hahahahahskdfslkdjf-zzzz THESE PEOPLE ARE BORING.

The Weeknd was gonna have a birthday party at Dave & Buster’s? Holy shit, that’s so basic it has a pH of 20.