Now you have your doll I’m ridiculously upset that you can’t have tea with Caity Weaver at the American Girl cafe. At least not at Gaw... Gizmodo Media’s expense.

I don’t know why boys (represented by Logan) get to keep their mouths closed while all the girls have that odd little toothy pout. But regardless, this is an exciting development in the overpriced doll market and I will watch his future career with interest.

If they* actually did a sexy magazine featuring “normal” bodies, in a variety of sizes, genders, races, ages, etc. I would be 100% there for it. Nudity can be great! And sexy nudity can be great too! I think a solid 80% of the issues I have with nudey mags would go away if they didn’t define “sexy” so narrowly.

100% of the time, i’m right every time.

Isn’t Miranda Kerr the one that Mariah’s ex fiancée got in a fistfight over? With another billionaire?? And her ex husband (Orlando bloom) got into a fistfight with Justin Bieber over her?

Do you have a pancreas? I imagine she does. That could be another thing you have in common with her, for future episodes.

You are worthy and you will find someone, even if it is not now. My only advice is to think about what you really want and are comfortable with and stick to that. Don’t go along with something you’re not comfortable with just because of fear of being alone. Don’t date someone who doesn’t treat you well, either.…

I’ve known exactly two people in my life who did not fuck their spouses before they got married (both were actual virgins). Both were divorced within a few years because of sexual incompatibility.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

If Jamie Dornan knew Beyoncé was pregnant and he didn’t tell Dakota Johnson then he cannot pretend they are friends.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

She fell into an alternate universe where a championship Atlanta team ran the ball in the 4th quarter, emulating the success the Seahawks had in winning their second Super Bowl two years earlier.

my wife is making: batter fried chicken wings two ways (korean spice and maple glaze bbq), mini pigs in a blanket (blankets are mini as well), homemade fries, ‘ringed shrimp,’ mini ham salad sandwiches, bbq pork nachos, franco-canadian-iberian tourtière empanadas, be-bouled spinach and artichoke dip, deviled eggs,…

Ugh. Kill me if I ever wear mom jeans.

No. And anyone with allergies or asthma should leave shoes outside. They track in a lot of pollen/allergens, and also heavy metals and bacteria.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Here’s a picture for proof:

Or tropical vibes!! Which makes me think she really didn’t know she wasn’t on an island 😕😕

See, all this could’ve been solved by ‘Beach vibes.’ Khloe, let me ghostwrite your tweets.