Together, we will make love

Looks like he’s out of control with the KFC, too.

Tears of joy:

That poor child.

I don’t feel sorry for her. Not in the least.

This reminds me of how I smile at my boss when we make eye contact and then after she turns aways I crinkle my nose in distaste.

Jan 1 was the start of a radically new budget in the Fool’s household for the purpose of saving a nest egg and generally not being stupid with money anymore, and I’m legit a little panicky about the fact that my Philosophy Miracle Worker is almost out. What am I going to doooooo? I neeeeeeeed it!!! (Anybody see where…

NEW BEAUTY COLUMN?

Look at Bill :(

Where in Hogwarts is Carmen SanDiego?

I actually think Tiffany looks much better than Ivanka in a simple pure white peacoat and necklace. Her hair looks a little cleaner too.

Yikes she’s actually evolved into a pretty fine actress. She’s the first American actress to pick her up an esteemed Cesar award for her work in Clouds of Sils Maria. And she earned raves for her work in Personal Shopper at Cannes last year. She seems poised to transition into a respected and talented adult actress.…

You know what? You need to take care of yourself first. If you don’t take care of yourself, you can’t take care of anyone else.

So now we have Senators pushing drugs on the Senate floor? Isn’t it illegal to give narcotics to someone without a Rx?

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Greedy Fuckface McFuckerson?”

Those “little” pigs will generally hit up to 200lbs, eh.

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