jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

We are so fucked.

She is proud to help author this stunning piece of legislation “No Oliver Twist Left Behind.”

same.

Comic Sans is still worse.

The UN had ruled that she was being tortured. Her sentence was fucking excessive and it was slowly killing her. The fact you say it was not means you have not read any of the details or you do not care.

She pled guilty, cooperated with the investigation, and as Noble Renard noted the sentence was indeed excessive compared to previous cases.

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

My brother-in-law works at Leavenworth, and we visited him and my sister for Thanksgiving. My openly feminist S.O. saw the protesters outside the facility there for Manning and voiced her support....

guess we’ll figure that out together

Oh yeah, big words make your head hurt huh? Nerds, ammirite?

Leonie is a strong, independent zebra shark that don’t need no man.

Seriously. Cut the avocado, take the pit out, put a big branded sticker ON the avocado skin, do that vacuum seal thing, then fold it shut back into the shape of an avocado and do a quick pinch to stick the two sides together... Sticker side out.

Some women are so desperate to have a baby they resort to this sort of thing (crazy af as it is).. kinda makes me think they might make fairly decent moms with the lengths they go through to get a baby.

“Williams, was described at the time as being between “25 and 47 years old”

I have a metric by which I measure my sobriety. If I ever find myself rocking out and really enjoying Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down I immediately cut myself off.

“...you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.”

Costume Assistant: “Here, Barney’s lent us these necklaces for you to wear in the scene. Dainty is the trend right now”

Dakota: “hmm the chain is thin and this amethyst is so small, indicative of the sacrifice my character makes as a working mom of two”

I long for the heady days of Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen’s romantic chemistry.

She got tied up and held hostage at gunpoint in a place she felt safe. I’m not going to sit here and say that ain’t traumatic and a huge violation. And if you don’t want people to “make the comparison,” maybe don’t say victims of violent crimes are “asking for it” by “flaunt[ing their] things.”