jellybeancarney
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Totally agree if it was only the one payment. I would totally be in. But four payments, I just can’t justify that.

Obviously yes. Wait, edited because I misread that and just now realized its FOUR payments of $29.98, not just regular $29.98. No, I do not think I would, despite my love of tacky shit and cats.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets the bright idea to use their phone to turn the water in my shower ice cold. That will be the day that I commit murder.

I want this very badly. I will pay ALL the monies for this.

Get thee to a Coach outlet. You can find a nice bag (with or without screaming logos, your choice) and, because it’s a season out of date, it will be cheaper. Plus, they tend to be less intimidating to shop at than the non-outlet stores. Kate Spade has one as well. I’ve gotten a few (very style and color neutral) bags

What was your theme? Truthfully, my Star Trek Bar Mitzvah was where the cool kids were:

i hate michael kors shit. so tacky.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

I think this Tiffany shit with the name imprinted on it is so tacky that I blush when I see someone wearing it, out of sheer embarrassment for them. I feel the same way about every overpriced piece of logo shit, which probably makes me the last dinosaur on earth to feel this way.

This is awkward for both of us but I love you.

MommaKris probably is ready to turn off the money spigot.

Sure, she doesn’t know HER, but why does she keep wearing JLO’s bodysuits?

It looks like a coffee table My husband found by the dumpster at our apartment complex. He gave me the silent treatment for a whole day when I took it back to the dumpster.

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

I think it’s as the article suggested - most people with vapes probably use them for weed. Those people you see around outside smoking the sickly sweet nicotine liquids probs are quitting if adults. Or using it for the convenience/freedom of not having to smoke in designated areas.

Ass acne is the worst because you can’t even see to pop it.

If you mean Irish culture or German culture or Italian culture, etc. sure, I can get behind that. But I’d be curious to hear what “white culture” is.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.