jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

Who is hitting whom in that gif? ‘Cause homegirl hit that other girl hard as fuck.

fyi: this will also work on plain hair.

She needs to have children to have great grandchildren.

They already had elastic fabrics (jerseys) in the 40s. Before that they had the bias cut to make body hugging styles possible. This business of saying a dress is so tight you have to be sewn into it is just to make it sounds more risqué than it actually is.

No, Rilo Kiley is.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost

Niemtzow argued that the casino should have known he drank until he got alcohol poisoning at another casino months before, and that his girlfriend also shouldn’t have been served, as she was on probation for drunken driving.

if i dont like a dish, i can send it back. if i dont like a country, i can leave it. but what the f are my options if i dont want to be a human any longer?

How about people just stop fucking the Republicans?

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

And if I hear one person say “don’t say Trump voters are racist! It hurts our feelings!” I’m going to vomit.

Someone on my FB page posted about how Planned Parenthood has only been around for 100 years and women managed our health just fine before that. Um, no we fucking didn’t. We had babies we didn’t want and died in childbirth.

HOW COULD YOU NOT I learned the words to sister suffragette when I was a child #howmyfeminismbeganessentially

My favorite Disney princess...

Masturbate.

BEAUTY THREAD!

I bet you know who Rita Ora is though.

i’m fine being pals with all of my wife’s exes...as long as i am better looking and more endowed than them.

This would represent a pepperoni pizza that retailed for $250.

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.