I generally think demanding that high school teachers protect the delicate ears of their students is laughable (many of my best high school teachers could only go about 1.5 periods without swearing and “it’s debate not masturbate” is the best thing I’ve heard all day), but this woman didn’t just swear, she went…

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

I think my favorite is “Jimmy Garoppolo.”

Now entering the game, Aussie export and heavily bearded #21 Otm Bardy!

At first I thought “The Dentonite” was Nick Denton’s new rag and got unreasonably excited.

To be honest, I think what they did here is odious. If they keep protesting on friday nights, I bet they’ll take a lot of shit for it back in class and grow to really hate Mondays. If I were a student there I would think they should flush their protest right down the Jon. I’m sick and tired of the division in this…

I eat like that and am 120 - 125 lb. at any given moment. But I only eat one meal a day. (And two snacks.) I always assumed that Liz Lemon (for example) was the same, because of her schedule. In my case, I often just sleep instead of eating breakfast and then have a coffee and walk my dog instead of eating lunch. I’m…

Well. Sorry for my existence.

I’m pretty sure that shorter guy is already taken by a taller guy.

Can’t wear white after Labor Day. Fools

Nah. He is trying to insinuate that her visit was for an abortion. So every time he has jerked it he has aborted children. Thanks for playing!

Like in his cave! Mary MacNab style. That lucky bish, banging the Dunbonnet in the crawlspace.

I used to date a doctor - and not just a doctor, but an otorhinolaryngologist - who had a mattress on the floor in his townhouse. He kept his clothes in neatly folded piles on the floor. But what the heck, he took me to restaurants where almost everything was served flaming, and he only wanted to perform oral sex…

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Sometimes, victims of rape will try to rationalize the assault or pretend that nothing happened because it’s easier than dealing with the trauma. People deal with trauma in different ways, and unless you’ve been there it’s really tough to understand.

-No one. Ever.

Guistinna is like:

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.