I would go and lay bricks myself. I would do it properly but I'd do my best to make it look very plain and boring, just to turn the screws on him.

I don’t get the alleged sexual magnetism. He’s like someone gave a ferret a fake beard and a Vineyard Vines gift card.

Great!

If there was ever a time for a kidnapping... Make it happen

Not a doctor, but I have researched autoimmune disorders (to find out what was wrong with me—turned out to be genetic, not autoimmune) but lupus basically is the body’s immune system flipping out on itself and creating inflamatory reactions to imaginary threats like ‘breathing,’ ‘having skin,’ and ‘existing in…

I had hashis (until I had my thyroid removed) and I had never had anxiety or panic attacks before and then blam, my antibodies went off the charts, my numbers were impossible to regulate, and I spent a summer miserable with anxiety and panic attacks and no sleep. It was terrible and totally related to the physical…

Yep. I was just told that I have PCOS/Hashimoto’s, and immediately started having daily panic attacks. Even my parents were like, “Why are you freaking out? There’s nothing you can do.” It’s crazy how misunderstood autoimmune diseases- and the people who have them- are.

But, as People also reports, one Kenneth M. Farber, the co-CEO and co-founder of the Lupus Research Alliance said that “it is not commonly known that depression, anxiety and panic attacks can be side effects of lupus,”

1. This is bullshit.

One of my favorite things about being alive is that that book exists. The description on Amazon is amazing: “a mousy, timid librarian is summoned to a remote Canadian island to inventory the estate of Colonel Cary, who, she learns soon enough, had any number of secrets. But the most surprising and enduring secret is a…

It’s not John, it’s Shiloh. Shiloh was 4 at the time Angelina told that story, and if you know anything about little kids, you’ll know they like to try on different identities. My niece once went through a 2 week period where she wanted to be called “Dog walker.” I obviously don’t want to imply that young children…

What’s wrong with cilantro rice? I actually like their rice 😳

2 words. Bed Bugs

I overlooked the food poisoning. I overlooked the cilantro rice. I overlooked the leaky burritos. I overlooked the $5027891 upcharge for guacamole.

This. I’d like to believe this isn’t deliberately baked into the system, but at the very least auto-logging employees out and then expecting managers to take the time to manually adjust everyone’s hours is a situation begging for exploitation.

Why do they have a time clock that can’t log the correct time? It should not log people out automatically. Chipotle, pay the workers.

Wait... what. Is this a pro Hitler stance vis a vis an MLK quote?

I’ll bet this idiot gets offended when people stare.

I think you may have needed to pepper this with “/s” tags. Also saw a loooong ass thread on fb this morning about how awful the racism towards the White Folks was getting (that your comment is sort of channeling the spirit of.) :(