Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

Bar Soap’s for the Shower, Liquid’s for the Sink, Two In the Pink, and One In the Stink

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

Yup, cook anything for a dude on a 3rd date and he doesn’t fuck you, he prob never will.

More like PuttanOUTsca, amirite?

WHY IS IT NOT PUTTANESCA?

why were you hard in the first place?

I thought for sure it would be puttanesca

i wasn’t talking to you

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

Nailed it

And Courteney Cox. Which I always think people will remember because it’s an unusual spelling, but then I’m usually the only one who does. Well, I like her.

It’s a fucking biological function, okay?

LOLOLOL @ Tyga having millions of dollars

Your dress will look better than the one Amy Schumer wore, too.

Of course - because the black one in the background destroys the aesthetic. Jeez.

Due to the fact that his nickname is “David the Rapist”, I’m going to bet these two aren’t his only victims.

Seriously. I’m not sure how accurate they are (as is the case with any study), but some “studies have shown” that men who consume large amounts of porn can’t even get it up for “real” women anymore. They look at a certain very unrealistic ideal and no flesh and blood woman can fulfill that fantasy.

I don’t think I can be convinced that porn is healthy for men. Ladies, whose boyfriends/husbands are pornheads, tell me honestly and not the “sex positive, politically correct, men pleasing” version, do your partners porn habits mean great/improved sex with better, more frequent orgasms for you personally?