“Oh fuck do I pay $150 for the Axe deep ocean big rock tornado rhino body spray or $5 for the cucumber deodorant? Fuck it, I need to smell like a MAN not a pussy, I don’t need dinner this month”

It really makes me angry how gendered everything is for children. Why are the only options pink and blue for so many things? Is it really necessary for a birthday hat or a tricycle to match the child’s genitalia? It’s part of the reason that when I have a kid someday, I won’t tell anyone the sex before I give birth.…

It would be a smart move to price men’s items higher. After all, there’s no way in hell 99% of men would buy the cheaper women's version. You have a captive consumer right there.

I’d ask you to explain it to us, but I doubt our lady brains could handle it.

I was with her until that one where she threw her food all over the In-N-Out. How much do you want to bet she didn’t grab a mop when she was done?

god that quote is depressing. i’m nodding along and then get to the point about saying sorry and YIKES.

The original language of the region was a form of Flemish (Dutch), which like Scots, is classified as a West Germanic language, so the root of it is really the same. Basically, a Scots speaker would understand exactly what the placename meant. Neat, huh?

You personally should probably stick to two because you seem to be getting angry and belligerent at the thought of not being able to drink more than that...and it’s kind of weird. Tom lays out his reasons quite well (to stay in control and not do anything dumb). Not sure why you seem so angry about that...but that…

You’re an alcoholic.

Turn Down For What!

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

Right. two drinks. Whisky and Rum. The only two drinks I need.

One of my favorite passive-aggressive pleasures is watching HGTV shows and reveling in how out dated half of the updates are going to look in about 2 years. There was one where a couple spent on ungodly amount of money on the most ghastly green granite you have ever seen- and had it all over the kitchen.

It’s a great way to see how much body hair you shed on the daily.

House hunting a few months ago, I noticed the kitchen/bathroom trend is going all white. White tile backsplash, light granite, light marble floors. I wonder what people will think about this trend in 30 years?

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

They are both “Abby”... Jeanne’s mom was named Pauline Phillips.

So I guess its ArticuNO for them. Sorry that they have to be left in the cold (not).

Aren’t you essentially arguing that your own perception bias is correct here? “My friends and I all agree on X” doesn’t necessarily make you or your friends right or even the majority voice.