jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

No, she was doing her job the way other critics do their job which is why they have special screenings for the press.

I used to work with this little old Russian lady who had an interesting philosophy. To paraphrase, “Life is shit. Everything will probably go horribly wrong tomorrow. Have a good day.”

Every morning I’d ask her how she was, and she’d respond, “Feh! Life is shit. I am miserable. Everything hurts. It’s good to be alive!”

i think in this case EB is Eddie Bauer

I don’t think anyone buying these behemoths are all that concerned about fuel economy.

yes but I wasn’t dumb enough at fifteen to think racial slurs in public was okay so I don’t think I’d be dumb enough to think on social media it would be ok. In fact I just didn’t think racial slurs were funny or ok at any time in my youth?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Karlie Hay.

Where have you been hiding out lately, honey?/You can’t dress trashy till you spend a lot of money...

i think she wanted to use the n**ggA to be hip but ended using the one her parents use at home

It isn’t being used as a term of endearment, It’s being used mockingly. Replace nigger with dumbass and you’ll see. In the case of the first message, replace it with “dumbass friend”. Even the hard “er” is intentional to purposely differentiate and ensure there is none of the endearment variation “nigga”.

Unrelated: I’m gonna start hiding Ghostface in the background of pics just to troll ToddlerNom years from now.

“.. but i like to be called Charlie”: hot blonde

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

I know, right? They could’ve bought me at least half a Felicity with what they paid to get my sister’s doll fixed. So rude.

I had one that—for a small window of time—was pretty much the same size and coloring as my brother. I’d leave it around the house (hanging off a couch, on the kitchen counter, etc) and later my mom would start screaming and run to it. Fun times.

LOL @ the durable hair part. My sister fucked up her American Girl doll’s hair so badly that my parents had to send it to a doll fixing shop place in Ohio to get it fixed.

No. She realizes she is fortunate that she can conceive.

This is my fav new feature whee!

“But because West apparently didn’t inform Swift that he was recording the call, he may have broken federal wiretapping law.”

except tracks he produces, he’s one of the best producers of this century and arguably the most influential