jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
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The thing that infuriates me the most about the whole “bitch” part is that she LOVES flaunting her friendship with Kendrick Lamar. The same person who has a hit song called, “Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe.” If you’re gonna claim to be a feminist, you can’t just pick and choose what’s going to outrage you. You can’t just

I KNEW she lied. I love Kanye but he doesn't have enough shame to bother to lie about this.

My dad’s first job was at the Kraft factory and he consistently threatens to tell me what’s in Velveeta when I act up. I’m 30 and this is genuinely the most effective thing he can say to me. Don’t ruin shells and cheese for me!

BEAUTY THREAD!

“Thought she was being overdramatic”.

So many honour killings are committed by mothers in law, sisters, aunts and mothers. This is a problem that goes way beyond a gender demographic. (How much easier it would be if it didn’t though....)
Feeling the hatred with you sister

This. This is why I’m selling my motorcycle. When every car might suddenly swerve to catch a freaking snorlax, you’re screwed. Add in the folks eating, talking on the phone, clueless, or just plain dumb? Yeah no I wanna live kthx bai.

I am honestly scared shitless every time I drive these days. No-one is actually paying attention. It sucks to be a Jalop in the current climate of distracted driving and people being over reliant on their cars sensors to avoid collisions.

That expression was new to me and led to a wonderful array of cartoons!

I try to keep a safe distance from anything that can rip my face off but maybe that’s just me being under medicated for my low grade panic disorder. It’s hard to tell sometimes.

One thing I’d note is to be mindful of the fact that your phone vibrates when you encounter a Pokemon. I only played for a few days before I got kind of bored of it, but I have seen so many others walking around with the faces glued to their phones. Toss it in your pocket and enjoy your surroundings (Or more

I miss Anne :(

Other 11 letter words include stockjobber, objectivism, chockablock, and sequelizing. 11 letter words are funny.

I wish I could just decide to not have a job anymore!!!

“man-pons”

But maybe that isn’t true! Maybe she does want kids! The details are what’s none of our business.

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and

So you think Google did this to get to your emails... which are already stored on their own servers?

Android user here, checked my permissions and it hasn’t. From what I’ve seen from my friendbase, so an admittedly small testing pool of 20 peeps, only ios users had this issue