happens everywhere

i actually kind of know her. we’ve never met(or even talked) but our fathers know each other. beyond racism, i just cant understand allowing my name to be attached to something so polarizing. the ego it takes to allow your name to be attached to this for the rest of your life is beyond comprehension to me. every job…

I wouldn’t be totally shocked if her parents were the ones who put this in her head. Mommy and Daddy were embarrassed that their legacy didn’t hold enough sway with the Admissions Office to get her in so “blame the coloreds” and don’t let her think she didn’t get in because their alumnus checks weren’t big enough.

When I was 16, I was paid minimum wage to participate in a reality TV show in Puerto Rico that included challenges like eating mayonnaise on camera with my hands tied behind my back.

IT is unutterably sad to me that her parents did not sit her down and make her realize that she did not get in to the college of her choice because she did not earn it. Bottom line. These upper middle class parents need to get real with their offspring: race and money can only get you so far. Granted, it will get you…

I hadn’t seen this comment from Fisher before:

Except that it wouldn’t save that blind guy, because you know, video.

They need to make a PSA so AHoles don’t blast their music on the train. We all don’t want to hear your jams.

Biles is an outlier in every sense. In an era where former superpowers in the sport are struggling to get consistent results with this code of points from their athletes, Biles has execution and difficulty scores a half to full point higher than her competitors (giving her an insurmountably huge lead) AND also…

I always get irrationally excited about the Olympics. I’m not super into sports or especially patriotic but every 2 years I'm glued to NBC in a way that confuses my TV. This girl is amazing. I hope she gets all the medals.

This is pretty much why my child will never be allowed to play in a house that has guns in it.

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

the woman called ADT Security to have a system installed. During the installation, she went into her bedroom to get her cellphone, and the phone was gone.

I judge the shit out of people that buy brand new base level luxury cars, cause I know instantly that you are just a brand whore. I don’t have a problem with people that order new cars, just people that buy stupid new cars.

Ellen says it’s okay.

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I judge people based on the state of cleanliness of their car. If the inside of your car is filled with junk and trash, and the outside has filth all over it......

I judge people by the tires they put on their cars. I think that’s the most telling thing. Tires are like shoes.

If the store offered lip injections I would in all likelihood publicly denounce it as stupid, then be first in line like: