jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

I felt bad going to bed last night. I cannot stop watching the live videos. There is so much passion.

Well, I was kidding about the pizza. :) I’m just feeling galvanized as fuck right now and I want to do something with that feeling.

It’s almost as good as British C-Span but with less awesomely smarmy insults.

I'm so utterly captivated right now. Question: has anyone heard of anything that we can do to show solidarity with this action? I'm down to chip in for pizza.

Would it be inappropriate, given the circumstances, if we took up a collection to get Rep. Duckworth one of those prosthetic machine gun legs from that Grindhouse movie?

Good for them, fuck the non-response from the republicans. The bill may be shit as it is but making them vote on it will give everyone an idea on where the representatives stand on it. It's time to hold them accountable

Why am I not surprised that Tammy Duckworth is, again, being a total badass?

Also very extremely relevant to whether this was the victim’s fault is whether she had ever been kissed be anyone before. Or even been kissed THAT SAME DAY (!). For example, had she promiscuously been kissed by her parents at the airport?

Hmm... A lot of kissing of sleeping girls in Disney movies...

Guardians of the Galaxy Chris, Captain America Chris, Star Trek Chris, Thor Chris!!!!

Stop calling it that. Milk has a scientific definition. It cannot be secreted from almonds, soy, or your over-inflated ego.

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

I really think women in the real world have NO IDEA what women their own age are supposed to look like because of this. For example...

I’m in my 30s - I assume that my future wife is currently in utero.

I still can’t get over Angelina Jolie being cast as Colin Farrell’s mum in “Alexander.” There was what, a year between them and they were banging in real life? WTF?

How is she even alive, much less acting? Maybe she could be the Cryptkeeper in a rebooted Tales From the Crypt.

I think Kim is sincere. I think she’s at a fairly high risk of getting shot by a crazed fan/hater/Jonathan Cheban guy. She’s certainly way more at risk than all of us that didn’t have the audacity to profit from her own sex tape/body.

Totally not paranoid - how many schools have spied on their students thru the laptops they issued since 2003 and gotten caught?

Since Gawker got the shit sued out of them by a Facebook board member