That airplane outfit!!!

She’s a human woman Aimee! With armpits. It’s the lighting probably! She isn’t an alien that looks similar to you, sorry US humans with subtle differences like a lack of armpits or salivary glands who mostly eats tree frogs for sustenance. What? That would be INSANE. Let’s talk about how completely normal her speech…

The machine may run for less time and consume less water and energy, yes, but does it consume less water and energy than you’ve just expended rinsing the dishes? In the vast majority of cases, the answer is no.

If the dishwasher stinks because you leave things in it...close the dishwasher door. The stink will be contained, and any that might waft out shouldn’t stay around for that long anyway.

Man: “Awww, why dont you give me a smile, I’m just trying to be friendly, you can at least be friendly back!”

‘I can see your tits in that swimsuit,’

I understand why the defence is allowed to submit ‘character references’ and letters of support, detailing the convicted person’s good behaviour to be considered for sentencing. But I think that the defence should also be allowed to collect character references and letters describing what a fucking creepy asshole the…

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED. wonder where he learned to treat women like that. Couldnt have been dear old dad...

They should definitely add people’s Facebook/Snapchat/Twitter/Instagram/Pinterest feeds to the background check. “Hmm. It seems you’re an inveterate attention-seeker with little self-awareness and a penchant for blaming others for your troubles. Also, your vacation fashion wishlist demonstrates execrable taste. No gun…

Heh. I’m part of this club.

When my brother and his wife had their first kid, she went back to work “early” (9 months or so) and my brother took the last 3 months so he could spend more time with the bebbeh. His work gave him SO MUCH FLAK for this. He works in a very macho tool shop where he is overworked so he said “too fucking bad the law says…

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

WHAT’RE WE CALLING THEM? T-HIDDLES? TIDDLES? LORD AND TAYLOR?

I became clinically depressed at 17 after breaking up with my boyfriend. It was terrible. Never once did I think about hurting or murdering him, or anyone else. Because you don’t kill people just because you are angry or sad. Who gives a flying fuck if a teenager is sad about their breakup? Self-centered, narcissistic…

Depressed?? Being depressed after a breakup fucking sucks, but it’s normal. You eat too much ice cream, are maudlin around your friends, maybe have some ill advised hookups or drink too much, listen to sad songs on repeat, and you get. over. it.

THIS. Everyone’s a responsible gun owner, until they aren’t. I’m so sick of the claim that guns are for self-defense against home invasions, considering how much more often they are used to commit domestic violence or suicide.

I swear to god, there should be penalties for people whose guns are used by family members to commit crimes, and no one under 18 should be allowed to handle one.

Flores’ family assisted the Mesa County police department in his apprehension when they revealed that the young man’s car was parked outside his deceased grandfather’s house.