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“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace

Your hair is likely in much worse condition than hers, and also, since you were bleaching with the intent to go red, it was a lot less involved of a process since you didnt have to get any of the red tones. Talk to us when you’re tired of the red and want to do something else!

Drunks tend to get more and more alike as they go on. Sober people get more and more individual, as they learn to deal with life straight on and enjoy the fruits of actually being present on a day to day basis.

Ok guns are a sensitive issue but America, you have to make it harder to get guns. There’s also no valid reason why a civilian needs a semi-automatic.

But...but...it’s Walmart. A Texas Walmart. Where is the good guy with the gun? Because isn’t that why we have a second amendment?

because we refuse to make any changes.

holy fuck...

Things I have learned since I moved to Ohio lo these (7) many years ago.

“it’s because they feel like your abstaining is a judgment on their not abstaining”

What happened was awful, but it seems very US-centric to bring it into a wedding of two European people who got married in Europe. And the world is way bleaker in a lot of other countries. Espcially for the lgbtqa community.

Anyway, she got married in Capri this weekend

I’m an old dude who completely identifies with Sarah’s story. Booze allowed a shy, bookish boy a way into fun and adventure, until it left me alone and wretched.

Ummmmm, the rehearsal dress is from, like, a totally important designer.

Oh for fuck’s sake, are you joking?

DUDE those Pnina dresses are horrendous and I will never ever ever understand the desire to drop $10-$15k to look like a glorified late 1980s hair band hooker on one’s wedding day.

That dress looks like one of those Pnina Tornai monstrosities that women are always spending way too much money for on Say Yes to the Dress.

Sarah, I just spent a week with my family on a beach vacation, and one night at dinner, by dad started discussing your book. He was one of the people who thought “blackout” meant “passing out.” So, we went around the table (my dad, sister, boyfriend, brother-in-law, cousin and his wife, aunt and uncle, and

This was beautiful. Thank you so much for writing this. I, too, have gone from being, “The Girl Who Drinks” to someone else. It’s such a big change for me, and one I desperately needed (after 2 rounds of rehab and 5 hospitalizations). That is nearly 12 years behind me, but I continue to find out every day who I am,

I’m actually impressed by them. Like, I didn’t realize people could be psychopathic in such ‘small’ ways.