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I’m praying for the resurrection of Milli and Kitchenette if Jez hopefully does survive. I miss those two so bad.

Not terribly surprising that someone thinks Amy Schumer is an asshole, but the fact that Notaro got so visibly upset instead of playing the whole thing off with a joke indicates a helluvalot more than mere prickly feelings.

You know, looking like a dude. Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.

Ummm, can we stop shitting on parents of people that do horrible things? If my kid did something this terrible I’m sure I’d have a disconnect with reality and say a bunch of shit that was nothing more than my mouth moving when my brain was dead. Parents aren’t responsible for their kids crimes. I dont even know why we

Hey there,

When people bring up the specter of false accusations or wrongful convictions, I always ask how it is different from any other crime. Or any other lawsuit. Yes, it is he said/she said many times. So are all sorts of other cases. Yes, there will be wrongful convictions/expulsions and that will be a tragedy. Just like

Can’t wait for his college lecture series: “guys, it’s not worth it. If you’re going to rape an unconscious girl, make sure you take her into a room with a good solid lock on it. Out back next to the dumpster is JUST TOO RISKY. Even if you can swim real fast.”

Alcohol just gave him the courage to act on urges he already had when sober.

You might not be able to get your dream job now? It’s almost like actions have consequences!

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

“I wish I’d never been so athletic and handsome!”

People aren’t hammering home enough that he fled on foot when caught. NO ONE reacts that way to “sex” getting interrupted; that’s only how one flees the scene of the crime.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because

Regardless of the merits, this is REALLY bad timing, dude. Your name is going to be handcuffed to BROCK TURNER UNREPENTANT STANFORD RAPIST forever.

They are absolutely heros but how sad is it that we live in a world where two men who stop another man from raping an unconscious woman is considered heroic, rather than just normal, expected every day behaviour?

Forget Oyster Champ. These two are bae.

You are the opposite of terrible. Kids are terrible.

This made me think of this lustful woman:

It’s almost like we shouldn’t be ignoring rape kits. Who knew?