Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

That is because he did not care that he did a crap job for you. In fact many of those types are proud of it when they get away with screwing a customer.

Crazy - a heartfelt (or even a faked heartfelt) apology and/or some explanation may have moved me to be sympathetic. Given the details, I may have updated the review to include the telephone call you described above. I think you’re too hard on yourself, as your honest review was indeed helping others avoid this…

Thank you. Not “relationship,” either. Predatory behavior and grooming. And fuck that fucking family.

Not “sex.”

Single woman, not afraid, no need for gun.

Thank goodness because my poo is definitely not this color.

The color of uncooked wurst is the worst. Bratwurst Grey, get on it, Pantone.

Great, now I’m going to be comparing all of my poops to this to make sure I defecate in the right pantone.

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

No it doesn’t; we have no idea right now if they are at all related. Speculation and rumors at this point are not helpful

“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

She had moved out of the condo they shared when he was charged with rape but had come back to talk things over with him and he killed her. I have the misfortune of having gone to high school with this spoiled piece of garbage and while I can offer no insight here other than to say he was and seemingly still is an…

“’I always say, start with your books,’ Erica in the House advises. She recommends stacking the books in different ways—”

A nearly had a rage stroke when some POS radio station down here in “marry your first cousin land” posted the story a week or so ago with the caption “How Would You Discipline YOUR Daughter.” No shit.

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

From people I have actually heard of:

I'm sorry. Stop the...whatever you stop in blogging. Did this jaghole just call ADAM LEVINE a proper film actor and KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is not? Those words do not make any sense in that order. No.

Stanhope, whose past credits include hosting Comedy Central’s The Man Show and guest appearances on The Howard Stern Show