Wow, sounds like the same guy I’ve encountered. Yes, please mansplain to me how I should bask in the glow of any attention given to me by a man, whether unwanted or not. Then dick has the nerve to call me a fat bitch when I don’t graciously accept his offer of a drink after my friends and I try to ignore his rant. Get…

Seriously. And even when they ask ...

I had a dude ask if he could touch me at a bar. I said, in no uncertain terms, “No.” He asked again, and I said No. He tried to touch me and I grabbed his wrist and stabbed him with my thumbnail. He was then thrown out of the bar.

Even when the ask, they’re not really asking.

Last time I went to a club this guy lectured my friends and I because apparently he’d been watching us all night and every time rando dudes came up behind us, we “ran away”. Sorry I’m shifting away from gropers. During his speech, another guy came up, put his arm around me tightly and asked if I wanted a beer. If he…

Personally, I think we all need to start wearing hoola hoops to institute mandatory no-touch personal zones.

I don’t know about Peak Twitter, but that is definitely Peak Starbucks. They even spelled “Jodie” wrong!

The commercials get you to go to the doctor and ask for the meds. If you don’t know there are meds available for your “problem” (which may or many not actually be a problem), you probably aren’t going to the doctor about it in the first place, let alone ask for those meds. Docs do say no to patients’ specific…

I’m in college and I have so many people asking for some of my meds. Like okay:

The upsides of ADHD can be pretty damn amazing. One upside I have noticed is an increase in empathy, since people with ADHD don’t have the same control over emotions. And of course, the creativity. Now, actually completing a project is a whole other thing, but the ideas are almost infinite.

SUGAR.

At a certain point you just have to be like [jack‐o motion] and do you.

Legend tells of a single girl that once signed up. But then she realized that she was not in fact on Pinterest.

I’m just speculating here (seriously) but I bet they take any combination and 90 percent of users are single guys followed by 8 percent pairs of “totally straight” bros followed by 1 percent gangs of thieves who are going to lure you to a hotel and beat you senseless and take your money. And of course 1 percent hetero…

Not to be confused with my app Bendr: A hookup app for guys named Ben.

I knew that Barbara Palvin’s criss-cross top and trouser outfit reminded me of something from classic Star Trek ...

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

God, tell me about it! I remember trying on bridesmaids dresses for a family wedding as a barely 20 year old and feeling SO inappropriate because of my breast size...I remember the comments from my own family about it...

You know he's not getting any after the 6 week period is up

You think Kali Kanongata’a is a white person? He literally says he’s Tongan.

This is correct. Never send unsolicited dick pics! You never know how many people the recipient may show your dick pic to and laugh.

Dick pics should only be sent upon request, and then in rare circumstances. I have sent to my ex when we had a temporary distance thing, but only after she asked during dirty talk. I would only send to a partner who I knew and trusted, in general. Maybe if a new flame asked during the heavy flirting stage, but even…