Yep. If she’s 4 weeks pregnant then she would be 6 weeks pregnant in pregnancy time.

And she’s head of her church council, because OF COURSE SHE IS.

This is where the whole idea of “community standards” comes into play. We (those who made the foolish decision to procreate) expect our children to be safe and sound at school, not to be climbed into by a teacher thrice their age. This lady better get the book thrown at her.

The institutional sexual assault charge was introduced because she worked at his school.

I’m glad there were no cemetery surveillance cameras back when I was a 49-YEAR OLD TEACHER!!!

Was it Tina Fey who said “how are these women supposed to resist these boys and the smell of chewing gum and axe body spray mixed with day old sweat?”

“Don’t have sex with your students” seems like a really easy rule not to break. And yet...

i don’t understand your point.

His hair looks like my grandma’s.

Ha! You thought he’d keep that gay ass nerd getup after the trial! No fuckin’ way, brah! How’s he gonna get mad pussy lookin’ like some total fuckin’ Harry Potter dweeb!

FUCK this day. Seriously.

His neck is wider than his head.

At least in the picture I saw he currently looks much more like he did at crime time than he did at trial time.

I don’t know, a bag of ass is the first emoji that feels worth it to me. Tell me that you can’t think of something you’d call a bag of ass.

Sounds like the prosecutor supports your thesis.

Wow. So now he gets what it’s like for someone to trap you and force you to undergo an experience you don’t want to go through?* Huh?

The other day he suddenly cheek kissed me without asking and then complained that it wasn’t a ‘good enough’ kiss.

I’m really sorry that is happening to you. I would be so upset if a guy like that touched me let alone kissed me. Any way you can avoid him/block his number?

I am a woman who will show attraction to/occasionally ask out a dude, especially on line. That means I get rejected sometimes. And sometimes it sucks, but whatevs, you move on!

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.