jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

I’d really appreciate it if you guys donated to my kickstarter because I have my own theories about who was behind 9/11.

You are all so brave

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

I thought that dress was an odd choice because it seemed more cocktail than meteorologist, but not because her scandalous shoulders were showing.

I always blame it on the bossa nova

Unless the woman you don’t like is Angelina Jolie in which case you’re Chelsea Handler.

Kudos to Hayden for sharing her story about post-partum depression - that can’t be an easy thing to do. I’m glad more women are coming forward about their experiences, and normalizing it. Hopefully it will lead to more compassion and assistance for them.

It’s a lot of digging, Sqarr.

WTF KENDRA JESUS.

Maybe they haven’t even pushed the publish button yet cuz they’re still spitballing ideas.

Actually there has been a bigger push for older men to avoid procreation. Especially now that more studies show that the age of the father can lead to health problems for a child.

I am suggesting that old men should stop having kids.

They dont sweat off! You should try them out. you can get cheap lace ones on amazon so the still get a little breeze.

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”

i wish to just wear nipple covers when i’m out and not wearing a bra. i hate that i’m self conscious about my nipples showing through.

Remind me not to swim in your pool. ;)

Not defective. What you are doing is wonderful. Speaking as an adopted child, you will experience a bond and a love unlike any you’ve ever experienced in your life and that very few people in the world get to know. My mother is no less of a mother because she didn’t birth me herself, is in no way defective, and in no

I honestly think it is a result of How I Met Your Mother, conditioning people into thinking they don’t like the word moist. The demographics show that younger people (the show’s audience) are far more likely that older people to find the word skeevy.

Yeah, I hear ‘moist’ and I think of awesome cake, or vagina. What’s not to love?

Intolerance of intolerance is not intolerance.