jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

So?

;P I’m a vegetarian because since I was a kid I didn’t like the taste or texture of meat, and I struggled to choke it down before my parents let me become a vegetarian around age 15. But even I look sideways at vegans. I tried it for a hot minute in college, but life is not worth living without cheese and iced cream.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

i kind of get it. my mother is bipolar, but she’s ok as long as she takes her meds. some days, she thinks she’s just fine and doesn’t need her meds. my dad will come in and remind her that she is ok because she’s taking her meds right and then he’ll watch her take them. he also makes sure she doesn’t miss any of her

The only thing I can think of is that maybe there is more going on with Britney’s actual mental state than what is made public? Kind of like, “Oh yeah she’s fine!” but there is really more too it, but they want to keep it private because 1. it’s no one’s business and 2. they’re afraid of how it will affect her ‘image’

My mom who WASN’T a single mother in that she was married and we had a father sometimes, used to get pissed as fuck when someone would say ‘At least you have your husband there’ because my dad was gone 7-14 days with two or three days at home most of which were spent sleeping because he had just driven thousands of

You kind of already do. For any time off that is unpaid by the employer, an employee has to file for short-term disability and FMLA - all done through the employer. So literally my first day home from the hospital after having our son, my husband went into work to email my employer all of my documents that had been

I’m 35 with no kids. Last week I visited family including two cousins with four kids kids between them varying in age from 8 to 16.... I didn’t spend more than 4 hours with them total but my takeaway? My uterus will remain forever locked and shuttered. I couldn’t find even a single redeeming quality in being a parent.

Nothing I read today encourages me to want to have kids. I am convinced most parents are less happy for the first 15-20 years of childhood and potentially only exceed in their later years. No thanks.

Gary Fisher is who I want to be when I grow up.

Taylor Swift cannot compare.

A few weeks ago, I read an article by a woman who was a big fan of Matthew Perry. She went to see his play and waited by the stage door to met him. This took hours. When she finally saw him, he rushed past and said he wasn’t signing autographs. She was so disappointed and upset with him. I can understand her feelings

Christ this lady sounds like my father. They hit and demean and temper cruelty with contempt and then when you say “I don’t have to take this. You’re a bad person and a bad parent.” They act like the victim. Ugh. And seriously? I’m a guy so I have no idea how painful big breasts can be on a back but I do know it’s

Putting anything in an unconscious person’s mouth can lead to choking and death. How the heck can endangering someone like that be legal, even if they overlook the sexual aspect?

I had completely forgotten about Ryan Lochte. Jeah! Super excited for Rio now! Jeah Jeah!

It’s because a) we as black people are not human in any way shape or form palatable to people who are not of sub saharan descent, especially “white” people b) white people will complain and maybe not see your movie if they have to view us...or at least if they have seen us “around” a critical mass of movies and c) we

You’re right, that walk is NOT good. It’s like she’s had one too many drinks at the beach and is hoping to make it to the can in time.

What’s the “J.E.” for?

If I ran a 5k in 2:43 I’d be happy.

We live in a society where someone can lose their job for saying the proper name of a body part that at least half the population has.