I am also a lawyer who smokes most every day, but doesn’t “act high” and has no problem stopping when I’m traveling or on vacation. I just like it! Also love Beet Arthur claiming “no judgment” after this sentence:

Are you me??!!! :| Seriously though, I am probably high right now and no one would know. Not even me. Very seriously though, I think there is this misconception of what a “smoker” looks and acts like. And considering how closeted most smokers have been before legalization, I’m not surprised people have a specific idea…

That bison is easily over 200 pounds. She couldn’t even carry it back to her wagon. SMH.

That was honestly my breaking point. Why can't Hillary EVER complete a fucking renovation correctly and on budget. The woman would find water damage in the Sahara.

Plot twist: Nate is failing his classes because he spends his nights trolling local parks and killing transients with a hammer. You know, typical stuff.

Everything about this makes me weep for the human race....but most of all, the fact that Kara is busy and can’t scream in his face at Jessica Biel’s restaurant is the worst part of it all.

Well whaddya know!! Payment mechanisms for perinatal hospice care are undeveloped!!

Perinatal hospice care:

Taylor wore white to someone else’s wedding?

AGREED.

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU FRIEND

Kylie is being accused of “stealing” the non-famous woman’s “Coachella look,” but it’s really just a bikini that anyone can buy here.

Apparently it’s more like a whale bezoar.

The smize is strong in this one.

Meanwhile, a lot of men are afraid of the backlash of staying at home, even if they make less than their partners.

And then your mommy acquaintances rag on you for your “selfish choosing to not have children”. Has happened to me.

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If you’re looking for tales of survival, I’ll have you know that I did not have any coffee today. That’s right: I am completely caffeine-free and still conscious.