I can only conclude that Ms. Deen gets camel toe an awful lot, which means she should consider wearing the next pant size up rather than needing to drape fabric in front of it.

Never once have I looked at Paula Deen and thought “Where did she get her clothes?” in anything but a derogative manner.

Professional photographers cost a lot of money because they’re worth a lot of money. You want a professional to take photos for 8-10 hours, then process/airbrush/curate those photos? It’s going to cost you at least $1500. Anything less and you’re probably dealing with an amateur and/or a crook.

“passion... which showcases throughout gorgeous wedding memories I have captured.”

Having a camera and being able to point the lens at things does not make you a professional photographer. It makes you a person holding a camera.

The real problem is that we allow girls to go to school at all! With their boobs and legs and various holes that could be penetrated....it’s a recipe for disaster.

Presumably those men didn’t know you were 12, they just pegged your age wrong. Badu is talking about male adults working in a school setting knowing that these are children — and their charges.

But seriously, I just placed an ulta order and I ordered one of the NYX suede liquid lipsticks in a stone gray color. Pretty excited about that.

Wait’ll you’re older and it’ll make more sense...

WHAT?! Now how will I order poop brown lipstick?

Please note that DeBeers continues to be a garbage company who are totally indifferent to the misery that their product brings to everyone involved in harvesting their overpriced baubles.

Fired is good.

No, Rose, the milkman. The milkman was very cold because he was back in the cooler getting the milk and he was calculating because he had to add up what each customer owed him.

I walk my dog alone at night...not usually super late, but the sun goes down so early and my pup has to pee before she goes to bed. Anyways, I don’t stop. I don’t fucking stop walking for anybody. At bus stops people will ask me for change, or just random people will try to stop me to talk, and I don’t stop walking.…

Cox locked herself out of her car and walked to a nearby gas station to phone her boyfriend to bring her a spare; the police wouldn’t allow her to make a long-distance call from the station.

Fuck you, guns. And douchebags with guns. RIP Will.

wow. Over a fender bender. Guns make all situations more dangerous. Sad.

Ron Pastrami is a sweet name, don’t be ashamed.

Because of the font, I thought your name was Girl for the first 5 or so articles you wrote. My response was definitely “Girl Nation is an odd blog for Deadspin to start instead of Jezebel, but whatever.”