jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
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It’s very telling that Neo Nazis and racists are supporters of the Gamergate agenda.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

I did some graduate school research on NOLA city cemeteries, and they were in really bad shape. The soft muddy ground had shifted a great deal over time. Mausoleums were cracked and opened so you could see directly inside them. I had nightmares for weeks.

I find it hilarious that they’re all up in arms about not being able to trust him now that he released this video. Like, we can’t trust the guy who released a video of his friend confessing to cheating, but we can totally trust the guy who cheats on a woman he’s about to vow to love and honor for the rest of his life.

Locker room culture is such bullshit. Team Russell on this one.

My cat brought me a mouse this morning. Which is kind of the same thing, except IT’S NOT AT ALL. Wtf, Taz, Step it up.

Even if it was a garbage bag full, there is no excuse for narcing on your dog.

I need some kind of All Black People message board I can go to share this apology: Dear Young Black Man - I was not looking panicked and diving off the walkway because I was afraid of your approach. I dove off the walkway because you were on a skateboard, and my dog tries to eat skateboarders, so I was trying to get

And this is womanspreading.

On one hand, why would I ever ask a man for a tampon in the first place? And on the other, that’s cool, let him pay for them (and the accompanying merchandise tax). I guess?

Some days I’m in the heavily sighing and eye rolling kind of mood. Other days, I’m like my father, “Ain’t nobody tryna steal this cheap ass shit! Quit following me!”

I’m not sure what kind of bomb it was tbh but I bet it was fucking scary

LMAO crusty knock-off I love it!! Back when I lived in Philly a group of black trans women got on the train and this group of white girls who were spread about 4 seats all huddled together and one of them made a big show of clutching her purse. And one of the women yelled “Bitch don’t nobody want ya’ Michael Kors from

Everyone I know talks about how much they loved Montreal, but it wasn’t until after I went that I realized everyone who told me that was white. I got followed in every store we went to and ended up not buying anything anywhere (because I stole it all, haha jk) because of how uncomfortably obvious it was I was being

Not shocked by this. We are well aware that this is what employees at MOST chain stores are told to do.

Isn’t this the name of Pippa Middleton’s book too?

kate please don’t tell me you needed to google how to open a bottle of andre

Can somebody tell this doofus that when somebody else takes the picture, it’s not a selfie?

This picture is amazing. So many levels of amazing.