Does periodically high-fiving each other while yelling “nailing it!” count as a performance review?

She does have health issues and will probably lose her uterus as a result of this pregnancy. You don’t like her, okay, but pregnancy is no walk in the park.

Never said you were mean just that you were being mean! I think Kim could just use a break. I know she's not 100% perfect all around and sometimes doesn't make all the best decisions or whatever but I don't think she deserves ALL of the things said about her. Give her a break ! She's pregnant and doesn't like it !…

I think maybe she just doesn't enjoy pregnancy - it's common enough. You don't need to be mean !

Don’t touch other people without permision. Don’t Touch Other People Without Permission. DON’T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT PERMISSION!

Whenever that happens I’m just screaming in my head “OH MY GOD, IF I COULD DO THE THING OR GIVE YOU THE THING I WOULD DO IT INSTANTLY BECAUSE THAT WOULD GET YOU OUT OF MY FACE!”

My fiancé has a very good friend who is the executive chef at a Michellin starred restaurant. For our engagement dinner we got a tasting menu with like eight or nine courses. This fancy couple next to us wanted what we were eating. The answer to said wealthy fancy people was, “no” they actually do know the chef. I…

No, it’s perfectly fine to ask! Don’t feel bad!

I always put it this way to anti-choicers:

Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

omfg women get so pissy when male chauvinist politicians want to make life or death decisions for them.

It's not as bad as the time a kid went Buffalo Bill on me. He told me my hands were so soft that he wanted to cut them off and cut his hands off so he could sew my hands on. I took my hand away from him because he was rubbing his cheek against it. I backed away slowly and told his sister how creepy her brother was…

We were looking at science weekly reader and one of the stories was about pigs. One of the kids said look at that cute bacon. I asked if they wanted to eat the pig. All of them wanted to eat it. I took the reader away and was thankful we didn't have any pigs for those kids to slaughter.

makin’ (tiny) bacon

This is a very problematic topic. For example, if you have two people who both agree that they will marry but will be comfortable with some straying within some specific parameters, then hey! Go for it! I do believe that traditional marriage isn’t necessarily a one-size-fits-all thing.

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

neighbors remember his son as a gun enthusiast who enjoyed going to shooting ranges with his mother.

I hate to say it, but I’m a man and I thought the same thing when I read that quote because I hear that sort of shit from other men constantly.

Oh yeah Kim is holding a gun to Caitlyn’s head and forcing her to apply makeup every. single. day.