WAKE UP, SHEEP. (Since it is only you, it can’t be SHEEPLE).

I was looking for a gif that would appropriately convey how stupid this movie will be, but I accidentally found this treasure instead.

My dad knows people. He had an ice cream date with Mohammed Ali. Besides I thought this movie was about my dad’s friend.

I love that your basis for going to see a movie is whether your dad has previously met the lead character.

In theaters right now, there are movies about:

I’m usually pretty fearless about trying a lot of things but I draw the line at sky diving. I know I just wouldn’t be able to jump out of the plane.

This might come as a surprise, but some humans age slowly, some age faster, and some even seem to become biologically younger as they age. “looking your age” is a myth. Or at least only half of he truth. I mean, some people biologically age 1.5 years a year....over their lifetime. And this includes their faces.
The…

They don’t need to, which makes this whole thing they’re doing even classier.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

Waiter: “I’m sorry Sir, but the policy is clearly printed at the top of the restaurant menu”

My guess on what really went down:

This woman has a mental illness. That’s not something to mock, regardless of race, which is irrelevant here.

Ehh, she paid them back with interest after she realized she couldn’t keep up her end of the deal. If she had tried to keep it up, she might not have had the chances that got her where she is today. This is not Kim Davis style not doing my job and still getting paid.

Eh. I don’t think it’s completely fair to null other people’s feelings just because they’re famous or because they have money. I’m sure he has bad days and insecurities. As long as he keeps things in perspective and doesn’t claim his woes are worse than other people’s.

I’m guessing you’ve never met a rambler. Its a safe bet, cause if you had met one and if you didn’t change your tune about interuptions, you wouldn’t be posting here, you’d be stuck still waiting for this jackass to finally shut up.

As a single lady, I’d very much like all the curl-bros to know that I do not go to the gym seeking a hot date. Leave the ladies alone, pls! kthxbai.

Every day I wake up and I’m infinitely glad I’m only going to my soul-killing, mindless cubefarm job and not heading to high school. I can’t imagine trying to survive that shit now, what with social media and shit like this.