Not just that. He’s a 23-year-old who says ‘anywho’ while shamelessly trying to pick up random strangers who’ve mistakenly texted him!

Moved out of his parents house and in with his new gf.

Tsk, tsk. Everyone knows leaving your gun outside is like eating waffles with a side of emasculation.

I once had a string of wrong number texts from multiple different people. One was setting up a homework session; I told them I’d bring snacks. I hope someone brought snacks

Damn, hooking a 23-year-old in your 50s. Way to go, girl!

Ughhhhhhh they bonded over The Secret? I hate them so much. I’m not even normally that judgy but that book is THE WORST and it’s garbage hippie prosperity gospel for garbage thinkers.

WHEN will Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio realize that their relationships don’t work out because they just need to get together, already

Still, line up 100 homeless people, turn on smartphone cameras, and watch 100 people get free food via social media guilt-tripping.

If the belief is practiced through donating millions of revenue dollars to anti-gay organizations, including those which aim to make homosexuality illegal, AND DEPORT ALL GAY PEOPLE, yes. Hobby Lobby was using religion as an excuse to be a bad employer, Chick-fil-a is taking your greasy chicken sandwich money and…

I order lunches for office meetings and have had many many requests for Chic Fila. I adamantly refuse. They are free to donate to whatever organizations they want, but I’m also free to deny them business in any way possible.

Not only that, but you can’t even enter the contest as a homeless person because you can’t prove you live in the zip code where you usually sleep on the sidewalk.

It’s the “hella pissed” part that is very disturbing. Maybe you wouldn’t want to walk in on your partner because it’s potentially awkward. But to feel anger with a partner for masturbating is not healthy.

If Baker didn’t tell the couple about her last-minute absence, that is indeed uncool.

Why wouldn’t you want to? Seems rather insecure...

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

She seriously looks like the next words out of her mouth are going to be “oh my goddddddd your hair feels like marshmallowwwwwwws.”

that’s how rayane is pronounced? hahahaha oh boy. my americanass was way off.

to be fair, in this picture, KP looks like (and is dressed like!) she’s rolling, too.

They stole artwork from my friend, like five years ago. Fuck them.

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