I’m so proud to say that my Mom had this day marked on her calendar (as pot tax holiday) and took full advantage of it.

I’m 39 and people ask me all the time when i’m going to get married and have kids. I want to punch them! God forbid I don’t want to get married and have children, no...that’s just not a reasonable life choice. Fuck all of the judgment I receive for not breeding.

Oh yeah. My pal has one kid and only wants one kid. One is what she can afford. Her first pregnancy was also very difficult and she was surprised she even managed to make it happen. I really hate those “don’t make him/her an only child! It’s selfish!” people. I was an only child and I had a great childhood and lots of…

To which I always want to respond “sorry you let society trick you into thinking kids were mandatory.”

I was told to throw personal questions back at people who ask this: “when’s the last time you declared bankruptcy?” “When’s the last time you had an orgasm?” “What’s your credit score? Oh, that’s none of my business? WHAT BETTER ADVICE TO TAKE THAN YOUR OWN??!!”

What’s also amazing is when those married couples actually do have a child, and then people immediately start asking about when the next one is coming, or why don’t you have more, etc., etc. It doesn’t end.

I’m 28, my 3-year anniversary is coming up, so people are definitely beating around the bush a little less. It doesn’t bug me too much because we’re not trying, but I would probably lose my shit if we were unsuccessfully trying to get pregnant and people kept asking.

It’s inappropriate to ask anyone that question. I do know someone that struggled for years before she got pregnant, and I know another woman who had several miscarriages and a stillbirth before she had a child. Another person I know had to abort more than halfway through a pregnancy because a severe chromosomal…

I have NEVER liked to be leaned on. People used to tell me I was too high strung. Those people are no longer my boyfriend.

*skips all those days twice as much, loves her life*

He and Liam Neeson were so dang sweet together.

Oh for fuck’s sake it’s a HOSPITAL, not a fucking church.

Ho ho! Oh, you’re FUNNY. Don’t be an asshole.

If only someone on the flight had spoken jive, all this might have been avoided.

so there is this

What’s the back look like? SHow us your shoes!

I disagree on the earrings. I would wear long, thin, dangly earrings to like, re-elongate the neck. I’m partial to earrings, though; they are my go-to accessory. I find bracelets uncomfortable.

IT IS CALLED THE STRIDE OF PRIDE, AMBER

Have lunch