It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

Not to take away from the story, but why does she imitate the exact way that Jenna Marbles talks? That’s very weird. Also, she’s awful.

Since they were also travelling from CA to Illinois, running outside to tell someone who’s quite literally just passing through never to darken the door of your hallowed DQ again is a spectacularly futile move. Archuleta would have no way of knowing that but still - add to that the fact that the local news reports that…

I haven’t been pregnant for well over 10 years, but when I read that her Blizzard wasn’t right, I said, “Ohhhh shit...it’s on,” softly to myself as I felt that food-related pregnancy rage rise once again.

Clearly they made it wrong. A properly made Blizzard should never spill.

Another data point, I had a friend who worked at DQ a while back, and at least back then at his store the policy was not to try to “fix” a blizzard by adding stuff. If the customer was not satisfied for whatever reason, the blizzard just got re-made. Reason being that every time you mix the treat you’re adding heat…

“Who developed the Polio vaccine” is not science. It is, at best, science history.

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This is what I do not understand about registries- a $60 cheese knife? Why would I ask my friends and family to buy things for me that I won’t even remember in 6 weeks? (Not to say that a $60 cheese knife is inherently ridiculous, but every registry has shit on it you know the couple doesn’t care about at all).

Who was it—Andy Roddick?— who recently called people out for never dwelling on his behavior they way they have with Serena? I believe he even said that he has behaved worse than she ever did and no one said boo. I love him for that. (And if it was someone else and not Roddick, I love them instead). And I couldn’t give…

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

for the record I don’t believe Coakley-Vargas came inside and simply slid her drink across the counter, but unfortunately the poor old cup tipped over and accidentally spilled. Things like that always seem to happen “accidentally” when tempers flair.

I think the most pleasant part (for the employee anyway) is when she turned around and LEFT. Why in the world, when a customer you think is a “fucking bitch” leaves, would you chase after them to prolong the interaction? They’re gone, good riddance, tell them they’re no longer welcome in the store next time they show…

That’s like saying you work in the Uruk-hai growing pits of Mordor.

Here’s a blanket statement. I know it, and I don’t care.

Perhaps in the writer’s experience it’s basically just Christians who do the “let God make all the decisions” thing. Believe me, that “decision-making style” annoys the crap out of me too, but it very much exists and that’s the context I always see it in at least.

quit bitching , i don’t even believe in god and made it to the end...

Hmmm sounds like you feel like or maybe you do get “trampled on” by “assholes.” I’m a pretty strong individual so I’ll share a secret with you: being an asshole is not how you repel assholes. In fact it’s how you attract their energy. Most people interpret this to mean that you avoid them by being nice. That’s not how…

I don’t think it’s pushing religion. One of the styles is “spiritually driven,” so those questions are probably relative to figuring out whether or not that’s one’s style. I’m not at all religious, or even very spiritual for that matter, and I didn’t feel like it was pushing anything, nor was I offended once I…

I feel you on this. I’ve struggled with acne for decades (I joke that it’s my longest relationship which, yes, is the saddest joke ever). I once went who a hair stylist who, when styling my hair, said “you need to give up dairy.” I never went back. Side note: if you work for tips, don't give advice.