I get the feeling that Randall’s neighbor had been habitually not cleaning up after his dog and the neighbor filed the restraining order to make himself look like the “victim”.

The Aristocrats!

I mailed a box full of pet poop w. pet poop contributions from my neighbors & family to my ex-fiancé’s office and another box to his home for cheating on me.

You shouldn’t smear dog crap on your neighbor’s door, sure. But also, you need to pick up after your dog. That’s part of what you sign up for when you adopt a dog.

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck that guy, right?!

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

“Although we understand the risks involved when we head out into the Forests to watch rally, it doesn’t make it any less tragic when spectator deaths occur.”

I mean, it’s kind of hard to come up with fresh answers to the same question for the 500000000th time

For 18 years, no one had the courage to tell blind white supremacist Clarisse Bigsby that she was, in fact, black. That would all change one fateful day in south Texas, moments after what seemed, at the time, to be nothing more than a botched call in a football game...

I’m proud of you son

The last sentence? Oh yes, on a throw pillow.

One of my own long brown head hairs became tangled in my IUD string. My doctor spotted it during an exam. She didn’t think it was a big deal. (?!)

They are out there. I married one. They do exist. 13 yrs so far and we are still in love. Don't give up. Don't settle.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I wonder if she chains it up like a bike or parks it in a parking space... Or she probably just drives it into class, doesn’t she?

Can’t tell if this is awesome, or the absolute worst. I think I might go with the absolute worst, though.