Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

That’s a thing now. Katy Perry-it-up. Thank you

She’s still over the top from a fashion point of view, but now it’s in a more glitzy/blingy way (I’m thinking of the rhinestone eyebrows). But she’s mellowed, in a good way though. I think she’ll always have that element because you can tell that she genuinely enjoys it, and I kind of hope she doesn’t give it up…

If the photo was retouched to make her look different to how she actually looks then that’s not the same thing. Embracing your flaws and being confident and happy in your skin is not the same as having a photo out there that gives you flaws that you don’t actually have. Wrinkles and stretch marks are fine but…

This is why you do extensive research on who is going to tattoo you. Get to know the artist.

Yeah, “if you can’t figure it out, don’t film in Africa” is actually not a terrible idea, TBH

Because then rich people might possibly be slightly less rich, or their wealth might grow at a slower rate. I’m sorry, but hundreds of thousands of people having a chance at a better life just isn't worth that.

Regardless, if your business doesn’t make enough money to pay your employees a living wage, then it is not a very good business, and deserves to go broke.

See, in my family, we have the story about one of my much older than me brothers. That “what else” is one of those stories that sticks with you as a kid...as a teen..as an adult...as a 40 year old woman...

“Feel Like Bacon Love”

“It does happen quite a bit to be honest—I’ve done it a few times.”

those low rise jeans tho :/

How else is one supposed to make new Republicans if you don’t catch them early and fill them with irrational fears?

“kiddos”?

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

What we are learning from the research from positive psychology and neuroscience is that happiness is a choice. We are not limited by our genetic disposition towards pessimism/optimism or our environment. The majority of our happiness depends on how we see the world. Research shows we can train the brain to see the…

Take thier id then, thats what bars do when you want to open a tab and not paying with CC.

My biggest takeaway from this is that there’s a WAFFLE HOUSE ALBUM AND WHY DON’T I OWN THIS?!? Also, lol at tourists who don’t understand their tab even when they’re ordering from a menu which states prices. I work in an airport, and at least twice a day I have to go talk to someone who somehow thinks the prices on…

so unsubscribe. it would have taken less time than this post.