You probably should not be discussing what their dicks look like while you’re at work, because it’s not appropriate! Sexual harassment is a thing, whether you think it is or not.

Yup. It amuses me to no end to hear a guy describe a woman with large breasts who weighs 100lbs soaking wet as “having huge tits man. Like 40 DDDs.”

It’s like they think D is as far as the bra size alphabet goes, and anything past that just has extra Ds. “DD” “DDD” “DDDDDDDDDDDDD”.

The only thing I found somewhat surprising was unidentified officer 2. That’s how low the bar is. “Wow! Someone spoke up to two people being complete assholes, that’s surprising!”

A cop once didn’t give my friend a ticket because I gave him my phone number.

Oh :( I didn’t realize I was talking to an MRA.

I went to Richard Branson’s private safari reserve in South Africa and the employees told us a hilarious story about how the last time he was there, he got piss drunk and fell into a pond.

My favorite thing when I was young were those Hostess fruit pies, that are basically just a giant bag of sugar with some artificial cherry or peach flavor thrown in. Sorry Grandma, with your homemade candy and cookies. I want a fruit pie in a sack, please.

I treat all people equally and I’m definitely not a feminist.

That’s a pretty shit bento up there, btw. Real Japanese mom bento puts this white nonsense to shame.

It’s been a while since I was in high school, but we had an a la carte line that we could go through in the lunchroom. As far as I remember, every day of my high school life I had a piece of pizza and a knock-off Frosty that they made. If I were give falafel, I wouldn’t have thrown it away, but I definitely would’ve…

From the linked article, RE: Lunchables:

For some reason my brain mixed up the last two words in my head and I actually said “Snake cacks?” out loud.

It’s been a long week.

This is my favorite post in a long time. I’m having a plate (yes) of garlic potato chips for lunch. Oh, and a cigarette, because I fell off that wagon.

I find it hilarious that, instead of saying “yes, everyone should have the help they need equally to try to succeed”, the response to you was “fuck you, this is about me, me me me me me!!”

You do realize that it isn’t just because they’re, like, super duper scared that women have a hard time negotiating these kinds of things, yes? If that male introvert DOES speak up, he won’t have to do so as carefully or face the same repercussions his female co-worker might.

And people aren’t generally capable of completing unbiased self evaluations when deciding “who does a better job.” Additionally, your attitude, ability to play well with others, trajectory (hi-pot status), specialization, benefits, and a multitude of other factors contribute to your salary. It’s not as simple as years…

My late husband fought the salary sharing ban on aerospace in the 80s and 90s by simply sharing his salary with all of his peers every time it changed. It irked his bosses but theY never retaliated because his skills were valuable.

Which is why when I hear people criticizing mothers for choosing “medicalized” births over “natural” ones “because women have been doing it for thousands of years” I reflexively respond “...and it killed many of them.” And no, making people wash their hands before helping deliver a child did not magically change that,

Every time I read about complications from pregnancy and birth, I become a little terrified for the future, and realize why moms always talk about how hard it was giving birth to us, and what a miracle it is. It’s a miracle that you don’t die! And people mistake that for smugness, but really, I’d be happy as hell too…