What’s wrong with her face? She looks pretty much like she always has. As the saying goes, when women age, we have to make the choice between our faces and our waist lines. She has to stay thin for her job, so her face has thinned out which makes her look a bit older. Plus, she’s actually older than she was.

She’s wearing heavy foundation, but otherwise looks fine....

Milford Academy alum, I presume.

Unyielding passage of time? She’s like 32. STFU. You are why people don’t like millenials.

She looks fantastic! Also, regardless of what she does later, I am team #Brit4ever.

Text from my mom, a former hippie: “That narcissist friend-collected Joan Mother Fucking Baez. SHUT IT DOWN.”

He can’t...he can’t jsut learn the name of one drink he finds tolerable and order that?

My husband is not a drinker, but someone gave him a shot of Fireball Whiskey recently at a gig. His review- “It was like a cinnamon...what do you call those things? A jawbreaker. It was like drinking candy. It was fucking ridiculous.” This from a man who literally does not know how to order a drink. He will walk up to…

6 hours earlier:

Hypothetical devil’s advocate situation:

Dr. Edgar Mitchell received a PhD in Aeronautics from MIT in 1964. What is your PhD in?

yes and being ignorant of the facts doesn’t keep the stink of not knowing what you’re talking about off you either. The Nuclear missile shutdown at Malmstrom AFB is one of the most documented UFO/Nuclear Silo interactions out there. Not only is there testimony from both the crew in the bunker (actually selected b/c…

I was at a party last night, friend and I were sipping Jameson Gold Reserve (around $100 / bottle) and offered it to a nearby person. He took a swig and then said that he preferred Fireball over what he just tried.

As a former catholic, i gave up guilt for lent one year in my teens (went over really well with the nuns from my school), and the next year opted to give up catholicism for lent. lol. never looked back.

Worth remembering: some people are polyamorous and can handle these issues just fine. The problem is what to do when their partners aren’t.

DON’T TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

Well then, according to the rule you have way too much dinning chairs and too few living room space.

Go Asian style.. Coffee table and some pillows.

I just wished people everywhere (particularly in the US) would use their damn turn signals.

Unless you live in central Austin. If you negotiate, they’ll just laugh at you and rent the apartment to the next guy for $100/mo more.