Lily-Rose Depp looks more like Keira Knightley.

Michigan’s Adventure!! The Mad Mouse was my jam!! Also the dragon boaty thing.

My city heavily, heavily, chlorinates its water supply. I moved here in 2012 and couldn’t figure out why my eyes were burning all the damn time, even when I stopped wearing contacts for a while. The water from the sink is disgusting unless it’s Brita’d or Pur’d.

YES!! I was bitching about this yesterday. Snaps for the FDA, for once.

Frankly, I feel we’re being fed false facts. What you wish could still be true!

I get nekkid burritos at Chipotle bc the tortilla is 300 calories

This.

This.

When she receives her EGOT, will she morph into some benevolent version of Mecha-Streisand?

Gahhh thank you!! I have been lusting for a star image since I noticed you posting them. #noshame #commentercrushwednesday

Jujitshoe

Zomg this would be an amazing wedding dress. That bodice. *drools*

I currently utilize the ‘Water Your Body’ app for Android. Free and simple. You can choose volume and container style, among other features.

It’s his nose!!

Magical. Although, how many people actually clicked on ‘sexyrodeos.com’ at work??

Tay and Anne are the only ones I needed to look at twice; they are striking IRL but look ‘not real’ IRL anyway, so waxes of them only enhance that quality. The other ones all suck though were probs very difficult to create, I’m sure.

Lol they will arrest manspreaders but not gropers, flashers, or rapists LOL

Super fair skinned here. I have been blessed with both dark veins and bags under my eyes. I use Clarins’ Beauty Flash Balm and it is a miracle. Daily, I slather it on as an all-over primer over moisturizer with extra thick layers under the eyes, especially on dark spots or acne scars (my skin sucks, y’all!), and also…

LifeAlert is the biggest perk for me, honestly.

My ConAir clothes steamer. I just plug it in while I get ready for work and bam. Love it. Plus, #twofer.

My ConAir clothes steamer. I just plug it in while I get ready for work and bam. Love it. Plus, #twofer.

Friends built a full-sized trebuchet. They blast ‘Thunderstruck’ as all the single ladies, including myself, line up across from the catapult. It launches. The bouquet drops lazily at my feet. I count backward from ten as I wait for others to dive, but no one sees it land. I wait a bit longer, nonchalantly snatching…