jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
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Sooooooo I guess yesterday’s poll post is moot, then? Do-over.

I love this idea. Using when my husband’s sibs have nuggets. When my parents-in-law whine monthly about us not going back to see them, I deflect artfully by reminding them that they have more dough and days off to fly 1500 miles to visit us. They then ignore us for another moon. Those tix will be dear but oh, so sweet.

This made me tear up. Please tell your brother a random stranger thanks him for trying to understand and opening his heart to change.

I need a movie starring Cameron Diaz and Kesha. They are somehow related, being fun and carefree, preferably cavorting with hot dudes and maybe some tropical landscape shots are also included. They’re just so pretty! Keep being well, Kesh!!

So that’s why you married him.

But, once you get it, what next must you have? It never ends.

LOLERSAURUS

When she’s sitting solo, she looks like a sexy, extraterrestrial Amber Heard. The entire song is killer.

My mother is 5’ 7”, a negative A cup, and probably 100 pounds. She has had two natural births. She is still 100 pounds, a negative A cup, and maybe like 5’ 6.5" now. Pregnant photos of her merely look as though she has had a huge rice and beans feast; ie, you would not believe that the pictorial evidence before ye

Sames. I stopped taking it in September after 8 years and numerous brands, and the randiness has returned.

Meh. I’ve worn retainers nightly since hs, and my hubs doesn’t seem to curr bout morning breath on the weekends (we’re both out the door by 630 during the week, so it’s irrelevant then). He’s too busy getting busy. Guess it just depends? He doesn’t care for period sex, though, but I give him a pass on that bc a past

I’ve only heard this fear from folks who are complete asshole customers or awful people in general. Pretty sure they’ve spat in many a dish before.

No Usher guesses in here??

It only takes three if she feels obligated to answer because she birthed you. :/ We have nothing in common, so I am a dissapointment. I’m slowly distancing myself, but it’s difficult.

I have. :/ Sorry for changin’ things up.

Milani's clear, antifeathering lipliner. It is amazing.

Anti-feathering lipliner. Lifechanging.

Please tell your students their valor and compassion made a random stranger weep with gladness today. #bathroomstallbasketcase