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I tried to navigate to the Self.com article but it appears to have been removed. Do we know if this was intentional?

Does everyone cheat? This just makes me so sad. Cheating, for me, is defined as stepping outside the sexually and emotionally intimate boundaries agreed upon by one and one’s partner.

Lolz and your sn makes this tale even more delightful! :)

It's just so Jem. I can't get enough.

It'll all be okay. She's working her way there.

It's all about attitude!

Not much goes better with tits than free booze. I see right through Gran's plan.

I just figure it has to be law of averages. I either like you, politely tolerate you, or have a gut reaction (that's not yet proved me wrong) that says stay the fuck away from you.

My favorite saying of late is, 'kids are people, too.' I love the gasps and stares of horror I receive when I share this seemingly harsh reminder. I'm sure it's because I don't have kids and won't understand until I do :P

I, too, thought it would be a super popular idea. Perhaps it's so underground that we can't find it? I've done some Googling and found forums for parents of LGBT youth to find support and local resources, but nothing like this. So many kids don't have anything. If I can give them safety and dignity, I will gladly do

Oh, my god. I want to do this. Hubby def wants children and has expressed that they MUST be his own; infertility or adoption have never crossed his mind. I'm of the opinion that any kid is ours and I'll love it no matter where it's from or what it looks like. I feel a program like yours would be ideal for us: we could

My MIL was persuaded by her second husband (a saint and wonderful man) to get a new kitchen and a 3 carat, princess-cut CZ set rather than a real diamond. She wouldn't dream of spilling that to her 1%-Boomer-Hannity-watching friends, but I'd wager the ladies who piss on your ring think it's real and are jel. My

Thanks. I now have to tell my husband he is right; the 'blackheads' I scrape weekly are supposed to be there. :P He thinks they look like freckles but they just make me feel greasy (like they're designed to!) and gross.

I received some of those ribbon things recently, in my Goodebox, and was like, 'wtf do I need bows for?! I'm not three or a horse!' But!

Can you call the Fed Ex? My DL doesn't have my cell on it, so I couldn't be phoned if someone found it, but it's worth a shot. Unless you already did that.

For me, at any rate, it's the two p's: practice and product. Get good shit and take time to get to know how it works with your face.

Yeah pretty sure this is just sfw porn.

I posed the question of free, leftover penis cake to infratrue, emphasizing twice that it was untouched. His immediate response was, 'Um, fuck yes, it's cake?' I burst into grateful tears (ladytimes approaching) and bear-hugged him. Then we chatted about phallic foods and other feministy things. Thank you for

Children are people, too. We forget this fact often.

You're an amazing troll. You think you exist in a vacuum. You think you spending money or having a child has NO EFFECT ON SOCIETY?! Are you insane or just my younger brother?