jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
jellybeancarney

You posted exactly what I had ready to comment. Down with selfiesticks!

Yeah we must have nasty faces because baking soda makes my face smooth as shit. It's wonderful. Never stopping. When it goes on sale here, two boxes for a dolla, my cart is full. Best thing I ever did for my face and scaly body parts.

I was taught ironing, but it didn't stick. Hubs can't do it, either. He is fine with wrinkles but I like to be polished. Solution: clothes steamer. Don't make the mistake of buying the puny handheld one; you get three passes before you have to refill. Spring for one that has a huge tank. Worth it

You are radiant! I am digging that first combo hella much. Also- I'm am an MSU grad- you on the NE part of campus? SPAM? I recognize the floors. Loved those hardwoods.

Born-Michigander-but-moved-to-TX Millenial here.

Indoor tips here!

I...yes. Nothing to add. Except maybe bathroom cleaning or bleaching things. Ow.

(this is me right now). Clothes are for guests and the outside world. It's just a matter of finding the balance between good naked and bad naked.

Judging only from a Google image search, Marvin appears to be the least annoying-looking of the Bush brothers.

Cashmere leggings and thrifted cashmere/wool sweaters. My 365 base layer. I wear them under work duds on occasion, as they like to keep it at 68. InfraTrue and I have saved SO much on heat this year, and we live in Texas. Think of how much my Michigander mother'd sock away...

Lolol you put it around your genital area!! Also Pinterest it. Creepily hilarrrious.

Eeeee I prejudged your comment and didn't read all the way!! Yay makeup tip sharing!

Niiiice. They could cross-market, since we're both primates!!

Waterproof mascara and primer.

Quick thumbs, yo. I learned to type in Catholic school with the keyboard covered. I hope you get the next first!!

My mind is Buzz Lightyear.

Shitness?

But it's a vegetable!

She should go all-in, change her name to Yachtstetter, and buy a private schooner complete with crew. #therealdream

Plz don't send one here.