jellybeancarney
JellybeanCarney
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WHO WOULD VOLUNTEER TO HAVE GLITTER EXPLODE ALL OVER SOMEPLACE?!?!

Prank test vids?

*shrugs* I was just curious and Googled 'glitter bomb' bc I saw others posting that they made their own and sent them. This resulted. :)

FTFY:

DID I STUTTER? I SAID CORTADO. Lolz but real talk, I hate the taste of coffee; thus the syrup. Also I adore your sn.

It's called a fucking cortado but no baristas ever know what the fuck that is, so I just say espresso, heated milk, syrup. My preferred ratio: two or three shots of espresso, equal milk steamed to the minimum legally allowed temperature (~140°), not frothed, and one or two dashes of your favorite syrup. My currents

This. Sex to us is being close, intimate, and together. He will get me off if I'm frisky and he's not into v/p. Yes, gasp, sigh, sometimes dudes don't want sex. Commuuuuunication, y'all.