For fuck’s sake, who on earth got this out of the grays?

*Totally* seems like a stunt Ricky Jervais’s David Brent would try - with a guitar to serenade.

I give it 127 hours.

So soft, so blonde! BSB was my 1st concert, when I was 11 (oh god....almost 20 years ago) and Aaron opened. I mostly remember that he was wearing a gigantic shiny red jersey with a large A on the front in white, and that my uncle who chaperoned (god bless him) asked, “Who’s Alvin down there?”

“...looks like they’ve been to prison and maybe haven’t showered in a bit” is my shameful weakness in boys.

At that price, it had better come with Tom Hiddleston.

Don’t worry, take deep breaths, you’ll be okay. Sarah didn’t actually write that response, you know. The first clue is it’s too coherent.

Agreeing with Sarah Palin makes me feel like I need an *EXORCISM*.

I had a breakthrough moment with Bob last night that had nothing to do with Snatch Game. The queens were hassling Bob about his enthusiasm and in the confessional, he said something along the lines that he was so pumped because “I’m on my favorite TV show!” That pinpointed exactly why I wanted to throw the whole of…

Yeah, it would be all, “look what a smart little go-getter Tommy is.”

I know.

I don’t think I had the guts to say stuff like that when I was 29, let alone 9. I need to take her out for mozzarella sticks and ask her to be my life coach.

This girl is my hero! What a badass!

I look forward to Snatch Game like no other, I was SO disappointed by last night, and it makes me want five or more queens axed on the next episode. Even last season’s brought us an amazing Little Richard, Adele, and Alyssa Edwards. Bob was the only stand out this season.

It was the most horrifying thing I’ve ever lived.

Reminds me of this pic I saw today of a cow that’s been washed and blow-dried.

Like, not saying I don’t hate getting those but there is also the visceral satisfaction I get from popping one of them that always makes me really pleased when I do it... It’s disgusting, but still. :s

“I regret that I’m attached to a situation that is so evil, and is so vile,” he told Fox News.