jelly71
jelly71
jelly71

glad to see derrick berry has found a way to make money now that she was eliminated. still hasn’t figured out how to do anything about those brows or forehead tho.

I have a copy of “Purple Rain” on VHS, some candles, some chalk, and a shaky but solid grasp on how to draw a pentagram.

the only answer i want is how to bring him back.

Only when they whine a lot and have dead cow eyes.

Oh man! You don't like Daya??!!! Even when they showed little Daya at camp and her mom being a total shitbag to her? :( Her character is a little bit whiny so I can see that. But I still like her and her drawings. So first of all: how dare you? And second: how DARE you??? /s

Why ARE Gwyneth’s legs so shiny????

Thank god she’s a pretty, white, thin blond woman. She would have been called, numerous terrible names by now if she wasn’t.

I can imagine this being some sappy drama romance film starring Rachel McAdams and that Ensel Inglesnort where a young man meets a bright, independent, feisty lesbian who teaches him the real meaning of feminism love before he flunks out of school and loses a job at his father’s law office. I can see the trailer now...

Picture it. Westwood. They meet at Diddy Reese. Not because they want cookies - although she will come back for some later, when the line isn’t so long - but because of the places she suggested, it’s the only one he knew.

Like six months ago I had a list of these posted. I’ve recently added a couple more:

This asshole does not deserve a dog.

May he be run over by a truck...26 times.

May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.

I hope his refrigerator dies while he’s a work and his dog poops in his favorite shoes and his best friend butt dials him while talking about how he’s really lost it, and his land lord decides it’s time to renovate and cancels his lease six months early, and his work decides to rearrange some offices landing him in a

omg Harper- the star of what is probably my fav celeb baby pic ever:

Oh man, the Northridge Mall. I used to go there as a kid and stuff myself full of pretzels and Orange Julius. Then go to the Sanrio store and beg my Gramma to buy me ALL the Pochacco stuff.

yaass

I’m grumpy because of how you incorrectly chose to read my statement.

Evan Huang is my favorite person on TV or maybe ever.

Is she in the Fresh Faces issue because her current face is only a year or two old? Or is that the other sister? I honestly don’t have any idea which is which. Is this the one who started having sex with the older guy who looks like a possum fetus who had a child with her half-brother’s girlfriend while she was still