Occasionally I peek over at my exhole’s FB, but I really should just block him because I just get pissed off. He bills himself as a “computer investigative expert” HE SHOULD LEARN TO USE GODDAMN SNOPES.
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that’s a really cute idea. Did you get this past months with the galaxy pattern? Because I’m kind of obsessed with it actually
It’s cool. I never grasped that 101 Dalmatian’s Cruela Devil is a take on cruel devil...sigh...
The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…
Oh did I forget to tell you guys? I’m Andre.
Andre???
Tim Gunn plz take me 2 red lobster.
Ooo, and they’re on sale right now! And there are full-length ones in microfleece, warm enough for the bitter winters in the mountains! EXCELLENT.
My entire goal in life is to get on project runway, then fake a breakdown so that Tim Gunn will come comfort me.
Hmmm. I do agree with him about low rise jeans not flattering most people, they look awful on me and I don’t like how I have to worry about my butt crack. But in all seriousness, I don’t know what to think about that. I love Lindy West and I respect what she has to say. A lot of those statements were from 2004 when I…
No one cares about your stupid boner.
I MEAN THIS IS COOL AND ALL GUYS BUT WHERE ARE MY HALLOWEEN SPOOKY STORIES?
;) Am I correct in guessing your dogs weren’t labs?
I think it’s because Asian women have a reputation for being submissive. Whether or not that’s actually true is kind of irrelevant. Western men think that tiny asian women will wait on them hand and foot and be quiet little wifeys.
Oh, that probably doubles the insanity/hilarity when this little cherub sounds like an extra from Deadwood. Hang in there!
His throne is his computer chair that sits at his masturbation station with cheeto stains on the arms
My six year old’s favorite breakfast is scrambled eggs and avocado slices. I’m terrified that he’s going to start doing Crossfit during recess.
It happened to me: I'm a garbage person and I made garbage decisions and there were consequences for everyone but me and I learned nothing!
It Happened To Me: I Stopped Giving A Shit About That Website