Anytime I see an Ariana mention, I’m reminded that she has coattail riding parasite for a brother. That megalomaniac loser essentially ruined Big Brother last year.

Tim Gunn just said he’d take him to Red Lobster!

Actually, it’s Ms. Chanandler Bong.

What am I writing? My manifesto motherfucker. Get bent.

From one of my favorite shows of all time:

Proud of my 0.0 white oval car decal. Never will I run like this.

He kinda lost his shit on Andre that one time at Red Lobster.

The best part is the look on the designer’s face (the one in the hat) after Tim cursed. It was totally the, “oh shit Sibling is in trouble and dad is PISSSSSSSED and I’m both terrified and enjoying this and I’m just going to be really quiet and not draw any attention to myself.”

Ha! I maintain the question we should be asking is not, “What would Jesus do,” but “what would Tim Gunn do?” The world would be a better place.

That would be harder than having MY MOM stop believing in me.

I would love some croutons with this word salad, but I am allergic to crunchy.

So the BF loooooooooooooooves punning. LOVES IT. I know I have told this story before, but it is super relevant.

You have to be part of the Davis clan - how’s your Aunt Kim doing? Is she getting used to life after her 15 seconds of fame?

Did he just offer his job to a Mexican there?

I’ve seen a video of an illegal extraterrestrial alien autopsy. It’s legs were kicking, it was breathing, and someone said “keep it alive we need to harvest it’s brain.”

I’m going to need a non-poisoned mocha without the coffee, with soy milk from a gay cow. Oh, and can you put it in this thermos? I just had it monogrammed.

Top use of “jog on”.

“cockscabs” - I love it. I am using this every chance I get.

No hymen, no diamond? No problem!