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My fantasy version of this photo involves Michelle being there on the runway, taking her earings off while Michelle's mother passes her a jar of vaseline.

she’s hoarding those licenses for herself. who knows how many more she’s gonna need?

I wonder what Tino thinks about this?

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

You could have stopped at, “I was in Utah.” and won.

To this day I don’t know what came over my mom”

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

So this isn’t my parent, it’s my great grandmother and I wasn’t there, it was my aunt. But I still love this story. So my Nana (as I called her) died just last year at 96 and she was a very outspoken and firery woman. After her health started declining, my aunts and uncles and 2nd cousins all took turns driving her to

As a card carrying black man, I can tell you that you don’t see SHIT.

There not called Hugz by Dre for a reason.

Freedom Holes

Duggar caught with an account on Ashley Madison...

My love for Investigation Discovery is fucking twisted. You know what’s really bad? I get all upset when they run those sad commercials for the ASPCA and I have to turn the channel. The time to turn the channel is when you’re watching the TV show about the mother of 4 who was murdered in front of her children, not

Most of the women because I will drop everything to watch Snapped whenever it comes on. I don’t care if I’ve seen the episode 15 times, I just love the sound of the narrator’s voice. AND I FEEL NO SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sort of a non sequitur. I was watching Watch What Happens Live last night after the OC Housewives, and Ricki Lake was on. Andy Cohen asked her when was the last time she and John Waters were in touch. She said just that day. She’s going up to San Francisco this weekend to have dinner with him.

Whenever I pet sit and they have cable, it’s all about ID.

I love Candice DeLong so so much.

Simple reason: Women like horror. Be it fictional or true crime. And it has always been this way. Even when I was a little kid and before geek culture became mainstream, the majority of girls would turn up their noses at fantasy and sci-fi shows and movies but horror? Love it. Horror was the only genre that never had

When I lived alone was when I COULD watch this ish in peace!

CANDICE DELONG FOR PRESIDENT!!!