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Having been born in 1979 myself, I can assure you that I did. Pretty much anybody my age saw Escape from Witch Mountain countless times on TV, and Assault in Precinct 13 is a movie with a pretty active cult following to this day. “Did you know that the little girl from Halloween and the little girl from Assault on

Remember when she was “Kim Richards from ‘Escape from Witch Mountain’ and ‘Assault on Precinct 13’”?

It puts the flavor in the ice cream or it gets the monogrammed thermos again!

I shoot rape face, and pistol whip his idiot friend to death.

Every time I see his Christian-Sharia loving fat face I just think...

There’s never enough mayo on a sandwich. tr00fax

Buffalo style is whathappens when white people discover hot sauce.

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

Lots of women are just more forgiving than men when it comes to looks.

Well that might be the most disturbing thing I’ve read in quite some time.

shut up. i assume you’re perfect.

I absolutely hate the worship of soldiers in this country. Yes, you can be grateful towards the soldiers but I hate that if you dare to criticize the military even a little bit, people will tear you apart. It’s ridiculous. And these are often the same people who hate “political correctness”. That said, this award is

What a steaming pile of shit. This isn’t even a fucking debate.

Uhhh that’s like saying “restaurants” are overrated. Kinda overgeneralizing.

It’s... looking at me.

What in the holy hell is that? That is the weirdest edible arrangement I have ever seen.

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

He may be a dwarf to Hobbit fans, but for me, he will always be the OG Being Human vampire, Mitchell.

Holy crap.

If they put Sarah Palin on the $10 I would keep one in my back pocket so I could sit on her face all day