The fuck? Is every insufferable douchebag in this generation some iteration of Ansel Elgort?

I have never been more jealous of anyone ever ever! omg

i’d fake death to avoid that. i am so sorry.

In the NOT TOO LATE category, I read “The Secret History” last summer and had so much fun! I know pretty much everyone has already read it, but if you haven’t, I would highly recommend it.

You should check out Attachments by Rainbow Rowell, it made me feel all the feels.

It makes me so furious to know that this is how you feel. Like, I want to wrap you up in a blanket and give you some hot tea (with whiskey) and read you some happy bed time stories and tell you it’ll all be alright. Even though we all know it won’t be. But here’s hoping that some day it will be?

You couldn’t have chosen a worse quote for your rant, since it clearly shows they also didn’t pay the full bill, which means they stole $20 of food/service from the restaurant. Way to go.

We had guinea pigs when we were growing up (as pets, never as meals). They were fucking disgusting and I have no idea how my mother put up with it. The best (though by no means only) story from our decade-long run as guinea pig owners occurred when we decided to let one of the males (Peanut Butter) bunk in with one of…

Let me tell you the chronic masturbator story! I’m going to call him Doofus.

See, that was the thing. It was just supposed to be one last job. Just one. Enough to hit that big final score and then retire to sunny beaches where the cute girls brought you fruity drinks with too many umbrellas sticking out of them.

I have both Degrassi Jr. High and High on DVD along with the “School’s Out” movie. If there was a fire in my home, those three items would be frantically grabbed*

I’ve found the same to be true. I can’t remember the last time I got bad service, but I think a lot of it is perspective too. I think going out to eat is a privilege in so many ways, and it should be treated as such. I’m thankful I can afford it, I’m thankful I don’t have to do the dishes, and I’m thankful that…

and stared off into space, absently fingering a statement necklace of kumquat-sized pearls

It’s understandable how there would be confusion and questions. Perhaps this graphic will help (which I got from here, FYI):

That’s the fascinating part to me...the number of people who think that since, they, personally don’t understand it, it must be weird and the rest of the world shouldn’t be so accepting. As if they are somehow the standard-bearer for what is tolerable.

The story about Mr. Intense goes from red flag to bad to worse to THE WORST. I’m sorry you had to go through that. I’d bet my next paycheck he refers to himself as “a nice guy”

I have posted a version of this story before. I am a grown man who was in a Duane Reade in cosmopolitan Manhattan standing in the checkout line with four huge boxes of tampons. The bro behind me said, “She must have you pussywhipped pretty good.” I said, “I am gay and I’m buying these to donate to a women’s shelter.”…

Mine too, and I’ve been arguing with these people (in my head) all day! One type of bravery doesn’t mean another type is invalid. Next time one of these people posts a status update about how brave their kid was for getting their shots at the doctor, I’m going to post a pic of a soldier and be like “That isn’t brave,…

I know. I've seen it too. I want to say her courage doesn't take away from anyone else's courage. I say this as a veteran.

Lol, thanks. I’ve become used to the greys, and still comment even though I know that the likelihood of people seeing is low.