The same thing happens when white people read a history book. A bunch of white dudes rioted over unfair taxation and lack of political representation, and we regard them as heroes. They’re “revolutionaries” and “founding fathers.” But when black people riot because they’re literally being shot dead in the streets,…

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

I want the theoretical Universe where I move back to my childhood home in Hawaii, win untold sums of cash in the megamillions lottery, and spend my days swimming, smoking hashish, and painting abstract pictures on giant canvases that I don’t care if you like because I’m a filthy millionaire, so fuck you. I would also…

Man, this is a humdinger of a comment in the “rape apology bingo” style.

I’ve always been a “fucknuckles” fan myself.

Fellow ‘Subway as a first job’ person here. It was the only decent place I could walk to work as a 15 year old aside from McDonald’s *shudder*. I worked there for 18 months I think. I was able to buy a plane ticket to Florida and later fly a friend out to visit me to me which was the greatest freedom ever! I even had…

To be fair, everything is made with chemicals.

You’re awesome. Thank you for the service you do for your community.

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.

“My daddy DIED for that flag!”

Is there any other country where people are as flag crazy and literal minded about the symbolism as the US? I remember my Grandpa, who was a very patriotic Republican, ritually raising the flag every morning and lowering it at sundown. He “let me help” fold it, which was scary because he said that we would have to…

Or the tabloids are just making it up, as they tend to do about almost everything. Taylor’s publicist is too busy calling paparazzi to photograph Calvin leaving her house in the morning to send this info off to them lol

No words. Angry beyond rational thought. This meme is all I have right now.

Agreed. Though likely they don’t care if they piss off people who couldn't afford to buy them full price.

I don’t imagine their regular customers that do willingly drop a few thousand on a handbag will care or stop shopping with them over not honoring these prices. Maybe it will generate a little short lived negative press, but I can’t imagine it would really hurt them.

NAIL TALK YAY. I have pretty solid, quick growing nails so have no need to go acrylic. I had to chop them down for some guitring (BOOO) but last weekend I was rocking these nails to a wedding (based on the print of the dress):

Same here. Like a little kitten who's stuck at the top of the stains mewling for help.

96 hours??? I’ve been on vacations shorter than that!!! AND MY CAT ISN’T EVEN 11 POUNDS!!!

For the purposes of this series, I'd like to bring attention to the fact that 9 to 5 is now streaming on Netflix.

1. I said “95% of Frat guys” which means I am discussing 95% of the people IN FRATS.