1) I didn't take her husband. He filed for divorce well before we started dating. She had it in her head that they were going to get back together (and even told their son, "Bob", as much) and when we started dating, I blew her fantasy out of the water making myself the perfect target.

Whoa Kristen Stewart looks like her jawline could cut a bitch. So sharp, so fabulous.

Ours only lives here because she figured out how to open the door from the garage, and strutted right in like she owned the place. It’s a lever-handled knob, but still.

They’re Siamese though, so were they really afraid of the mouse, or were they afraid they were going to get their paws dirty waiting around for the help to come take care of it for them?

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

List of approved items;

Love this comment but just wanted to add (in defense of the amazing admin. assistants in our department) that a lot of those things aren’t admin. assistant jobs either.

Francois on the other hand...

You must be young? Because to my generation — oldish bats — this is like saying that you didn't know Beyonce and Jay-Z were a thing.

RIP Bunheads

Weeping for Sutton Foster. From Bunheads to this.

Same.

Yay! I've never met anyone else that liked that combo! I'm cheap, so I just grill 'em at home.

When I make seasoned hamburgers for my in-laws, I refuse to put ketchup on the table because they are horrible people that put sauce on things before trying them. For someone that puts ketchup on my mac & cheese, I can be a snooty prick.

Men are dumb.

My estranged father and my step sisters put it on every damn thing too. I won't put it on homemade mac and cheese* but nothing goes better with a $2 box of mac & cheese than 50 cents worth of ketchup, except for little chunks of hot-dogs, which then demands ketchup!

Nooo. It looked terrible. Just much too much. He was like a bad Disney villain.

"All-female real estate brokerage founded in the 1970s."

I think it would be a nice Jezebel article to critique said letter. You know for giggles. Then sending a link to the letter writer via Facebook or some other public forum for "feedback".

Why would you do that to me? You don't even know me.