you mean 6 inches of Mountain Dew

I fixed their ad.

GURL. LOOK HOW FUCKING ORANGE YOU LOOK, GURL.

I was praying to Cthulhu for that White House Instagram would make Shade Court. Kara, you never disappoint.

I feel like he probably just saw a used tampon and thought that was close enough.

People who proudly wear the badge of "bitch" are the absolute worst.

One example of an interview that makes him seem like the opposite of a wang... I'm keeping the faith

CANNOT WAIT.

Whatever, naysayers. Jamie Dornan can GET. IT.

You can never go wrong with Gus.

Speculoos is actually a variety of cookie and its flavor is set. So the gingerbread taste is what you're going to get if you eat speculoos based things (it's like asking for chocolate chip cookies that don't have chocolate in them...)Trader Joe's does have a new cookies & creme cookie butter that I believe has a…

I am lactose intolerant but I would totally down a whole bottle of lactaid to tap that...

The question was not "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" but I guess we know the answer now.

My impression of me at the grocery store trying to pick which one to try first....

Crunchy Peanut Butter Sugar Bits

You must be fun at parties.

I hate that too. It's very thoughtless and often results in coins spraying all over the place. You'd think the cashiers doing it would notice that eventually... Like you, I do not complain about it, but I do privately think that they are very very stupid.