jelly71
jelly71
jelly71

As a former professional jewelery peddler, I can confess to buying a teeny diamond and gold cross. And then I used it on a handmade pearl rosary for my Nan because she's never had anything nice in her life, like, ever. And at the time, I could afford it and it was important to me that she got it.

Well, Sean's no John, I can tell you that.

That second paragraph is fairly horrifying.

YOU BIT YOUR TONGUE RIGHT OFF. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I don't understand why this is a question.

Interesting use of a photo.

Next time I go to a Japanese restaurant I'm going to point at the tempura and say "Gimme one of them free lattes."

I bought this shirt for my sister:

That sounds fantastic!!!! The only drunken shopping I know is when I go to Solvang to pick up my wines and I walk around spending hundreds of dollars on MOAR WINE and an $80 chime for my parents. LOLZ. #the JOYofDrunkenShopping

Your mom sounds awesome.

Then the issue you're discussing isn't really about women (and men!) enjoying tabloids. Or even that Jezebel is gently poking fun at our enjoyment as it's pretend-reviewing the various publications (something that I get, even as I realize the fun is being poked at me, but hey, I'm a big girl, and I can take a little

You're not very smart.

I think a Dr. Seuss book would be too much for you to handle.

Nah, we're just don't care about the opinion of someone who can't tell the difference between an adjective and a noun.

Your comment sounds straight up like Stefon.

Remember though, teasing him about this will just make you the big ol' (Bugs) Meany.

What Chuck Johnson thinks he looks like:

What a vile human being he is. Making someone he doesn't know a villain, just because his mommy issues are corroding him from the inside. How is he married, I do not understand. She must she hate herself to be with such a mysoginist asshole.

Then I guess you probably shouldn't watch it.

Diane is the Louise of blackish. I love her.

yeahhhh the guy i lost my v card to has a giant portrait of charles manson tattooed on his arm so